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  • xyle:

    bookslayer13:

    xyle:

    *unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that*

    I think you mean subconsciously

    no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

  • dopernose:

    *Fox News voice* Was slavery really about race???

    (via llamas-are-a-myth)

  • calleo:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    i-am-a-mushroom:

    My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

    like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

    and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

    its weird

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    clarification

    MY PET SHRIMP

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    further clarafication

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    SHRIMP

    IN

    A

    FISH TANK

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    This is worth the read.

    (Source: i-am-a-spooky-mushroom, via llamas-are-a-myth)

  • verbosetherapy:

    I think you can tell a lot about a person by which death in Harry Potter hurt them the most.

    (via hotmesswithouthehot)

  • nonchalantcroissant:

    i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

    (via llamas-are-a-myth)

  • blackkeysfan:

    ❤️

    (Source: andysharkphoto, via hotmesswithouthehot)

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  • detainable:

    me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

    (Source: subtotalled, via llamas-are-a-myth)

  • profiting:

    "looking for a tumblr gf ;)"

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    (via onlylolgifs)

  • (Source: areweevenalive, via hotmesswithouthehot)

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  • sluttiestkitten:

    all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

    (via llamas-are-a-myth)

  • trickortreatingcas:

    lucifer-rising-demon:

    castiel-and-meg:

    lucifer-who:

    shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

    bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

    bripixiemonster:

    lurea:

    So here’s the thing:  Crowley is clearly demonic.  He was a son of a witch in 18th century Scotland, sold his soul, died, went to hell…Became a demon and then became King of Hell.

    But he also had a ‘thing’ with Naomi in Mesopotamia.   Sooooo…couldn’t he be a fallen angel like Anna?  I mean, how did she know what to do?  Someone had to do it first, right?

    So, Crowley…  You were an angel.  Became disaffected.  Ripped out your Grace.  Fell.  Was reborn as a human.  Learned magic.  Sold your soul.  Died, went to Hell and became a demon.  

    And at some point, recovered all your memories.  Cool. 

    I’m just going to leave this here.

    WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY MARK SAID THAT MAYBE CROWLEY WASN’T REALLY A DEMON

    also remember when he tortured samandriel he could understand enochian

    Also, he probably wanted a bigger dick because he didn’t know what the right size was, being an angel for his entire lifetime.

    And remember when he went into Sam to warn him about Gadreel - how his smoke was red rather than black? Or how, when Crowley took over hell, he changed it from all the torture, to the souls just standing in long, orderly lines: isn’t order one of the things angels really adore?

    Can we please get the writers on this meta.. I want Crowley to end up being an angel demon hybrid thing on the show now…

    (Source: deathsdaleks, via hotmesswithouthehot)