Tumblr: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the humanoid Sashenka. Its eighteen-year mission: to explore new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no blogger has gone before.

  • lindsaylohoean:

    if u don’t get my love for harry potter im sorry but we will neville be friends

    (via colormesky)

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  • fancypancakes:

    you cant come back from that

    (via colormesky)

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  • richxsoul:

    Most accurate tweet ever

    (Source: trappunzelll, via colormesky)

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  • thesylverlining:


    spooky orientations for halloween:

    • lesbooan
    • zombi
    • aliensexual
    • ghostay
    • panskeletonual
    • homorobotmantic
    • straight

    that last one is 2 spooky. too much for me!

    (via colormesky)

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  • trust:

    when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

    (via pendents)

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  • greymichaela:



    so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

    read it here:

    Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles


    "You’re a Christian, Harry."


    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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  • chadontop:

    looks like me

    (Source: skypestripper, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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  • 5herlockholme5:



    ha im a piece of trash

    As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
    Is seven okay?

    you smooth fucker

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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  • "you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

    (Source: damianmcgintleman, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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  • "The greatest gift you can give someone is the space to be his or herself, without the threat of you leaving."
    Kai, Lessons in Life #39  (via sundaylatte)

    (Source: psych-facts, via one-step-at-a-time-x)

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  • suns-of-gallifrey:



    Julie Andrews on how she got the part in Mary Poppins.


    when walt fucking disney waits for you then you are the absolute queen of everything



    (Source: lejazzhot, via pendents)

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  • Anonymous asked : Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?


    Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special

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  • oldmanstephanie:


    I love this post.

    is that a fucking pun

    (via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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  • nevvzealand:

    happy birthday someone

    (via hotmesswithouthehot)

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